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Post by Zyncler on Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:16 pm

Ah yes I remember my worst so far, I was playing at Flagraiders in Kitchener Ontario at their annual game and I was running to what looked like a large pile of dirt, I was being shot at from everywhere so I didn't really have time to check it out. So I'm running along getting hit by bouncers left 'n right then once I'm close enough I dive full throttle in to what I thought was a nice softish mound of dirt. As soon as I made contact I realized, this is no dirt, no it most certainly is not. As soon as I gather my mind I realize that all feeling in my finger has been replaced with all sorts of pain, from aching to stinging and back. Well being shot at from everywhere I examine what just happened, and of course this pile of "dirt" so to say was chunks of concrete and cement from the water park beside it (apparently they were making some changes so they gave the leftovers to the field or something) so I'm sitting there with my Tracer and I can hardly pump it because my finger hurt like hell every time I tried to use it. When I finally got off the field I realized it was the closest to breaking a finger or bone for that matter I've ever been! It was kinda slanted to the left, I guess it was just knocked out of place a little or something. For the rest of the day I pretty much had to pump my gun with my wrist or forearm, needless to say it got me killed more then once haha.
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Post by PtDoughnut on Sat Apr 28, 2012 1:21 am

Similar story, we were playing at a tournament field in a new area and the night before the field was ravaged by golphers and shit. First dive over the snake resulted in my non gun hand falling into a soft patch of dirt where the hole was and breaking two fingers. Played the rest of the game balancing my marker across my elbow and shooting. actually managed to shoot 1 guy and hold another in until my team bunkered him. Twas a glorious feeling jamming my hand into a bucket of ice. Then got taped up and kept playing.
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Post by KWGPaintVeins on Sat Apr 28, 2012 3:56 am

PtDoughnut wrote:Similar story, we were playing at a tournament field in a new area and the night before the field was ravaged by golphers and shit. First dive over the snake resulted in my non gun hand falling into a soft patch of dirt where the hole was and breaking two fingers. Played the rest of the game balancing my marker across my elbow and shooting. actually managed to shoot 1 guy and hold another in until my team bunkered him. Twas a glorious feeling jamming my hand into a bucket of ice. Then got taped up and kept playing.

You are a MAN good sir.
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Post by PtDoughnut on Sat Apr 28, 2012 3:58 am

I have broken my fingers so many times they are distorted and bend all sorts of ways. it grosses people out.

We were short players so i had to keep playing
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Post by Zyncler on Sat Apr 28, 2012 4:01 am

PtDoughnut wrote:I have broken my fingers so many times they are distorted and bend all sorts of ways. it grosses people out.

We were short players so i had to keep playing


History never hurt so good!
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Post by Zyncler on Sat Apr 28, 2012 4:02 am

PtDoughnut wrote:Similar story, we were playing at a tournament field in a new area and the night before the field was ravaged by golphers and shit. First dive over the snake resulted in my non gun hand falling into a soft patch of dirt where the hole was and breaking two fingers. Played the rest of the game balancing my marker across my elbow and shooting. actually managed to shoot 1 guy and hold another in until my team bunkered him. Twas a glorious feeling jamming my hand into a bucket of ice. Then got taped up and kept playing.

Haha, hope your fingers are doing fine man! But I agree with the one guy, the manhood is strong in this one!
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Post by PtDoughnut on Sat Apr 28, 2012 4:04 am

Not going to lie the cinnamon buns i had for breakfast made me feel like a champion... or maybe it was that and the mix of a few monster energy drinks
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Post by Zyncler on Sat Apr 28, 2012 4:26 pm

Sounds like a breakfast of champions to me man.
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Post by PtDoughnut on Thu May 10, 2012 7:44 am

On monday a renter got shot, across the entire field mind you... in the testies...

We just thought he was being a normal pansy hockey player **cough** anyways it turns out the fricken thing swelled up to the size of a soft ball.... HOLY SHAT! Shocked
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Post by Gimlasgod on Thu May 10, 2012 8:50 am

PtDoughnut wrote:On monday a renter got shot, across the entire field mind you... in the testies...

We just thought he was being a normal pansy hockey player **cough** anyways it turns out the fricken thing swelled up to the size of a soft ball.... HOLY SHAT! Shocked


AHHHHH!!!! AHHHH!!! AIEE!!!!!! Shocked affraid pig Crying or Very sad
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